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The Resource How to grow up and rule the world, Vordak the Incomprehensible ; [text by Scott Seegert ; illustrations by John Martin]

How to grow up and rule the world, Vordak the Incomprehensible ; [text by Scott Seegert ; illustrations by John Martin]

Label
How to grow up and rule the world
Title
How to grow up and rule the world
Statement of responsibility
Vordak the Incomprehensible ; [text by Scott Seegert ; illustrations by John Martin]
Creator
9rFEA2y_tZs
Contributor
Illustrator
Subject
Genre
Language
eng
Summary
Slip on your acid-free gloves, make sure you have a duplicate copy of How to Grow Up and Rule the World (just in case something should happen to this one) and try to follow along as the incomparable, superior-in-all-ways Vordak the Incomprehensible teaches you a thing or two about villainy. Now you, too, can try (and fail) to attain Vordak's level of infamy. From selecting the most dastardly name, to choosing the ideal henchmen, to engaging in witty repartee with disgustingly chipper superheroes, experienced supervillain Vordak the Incomprehensible guides readers step-by-step toward the ultimate goal of world domination (from his parents' basement in Trenton, New Jersey). With chapter titles like "Bringing Out the Evil" and "Building a Top-Notch Evil Organization," numerous bold illustrations, and detailed quizzes to assess your level of dastardliness, this book provides everything necessary to rise above the masses, and then rub your ascent in their faces. In return for this wealth of knowledge, Vordak requests nothing more than an honored place in the evil regime of he who achieves control of the world. (And, of course, the opportunity to assume command, should things not work out.)
Member of
Summary
Attention, puny, undeserving whelps! I, Vordak the Incomprehensible, deign to bestow my limitless knowledge of world domination techniques upon you! (You should know that, should you actually one day rule the world, I will be your automatic and highly untrustworthy second-in-command...) Read this book and use my ingeniously diabolical plans, my advice on what to wear as a Supervillain, and my Inconceivably Evil Name Generator as your first steps toward ultimate control of the planet. (Or, if you aren't quite evil enough, you can just laugh at my blowhard manner and many disgusting jokes...at your own risk.) Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! -- Description by Ellen Foreman
Tone
http://library.link/vocab/ext/novelist/bookUI
369050
Cataloging source
DLC
http://library.link/vocab/creatorName
Seegert, Scott
Dewey number
[Fic]
Illustrations
illustrations
Index
no index present
Intended audience
  • Ages 9 up
  • Middle School
  • 1140
Intended audience source
Lexile
LC call number
PZ7.S45157
LC item number
Ho 2010
http://library.link/vocab/ext/novelist/lexile
1080
Literary form
fiction
http://library.link/vocab/ext/novelist/minGradeLevel
  • 4
  • 8
Reading level
  • 7.7.
  • 6.4.
http://library.link/vocab/relatedWorkOrContributorDate
1963-
http://library.link/vocab/relatedWorkOrContributorName
Martin, John
http://library.link/vocab/resourcePreferred
True
Series statement
Vordak the Incomprehensible
Series volume
0001
Study program name
  • Accelerated Reader
  • Reading Counts!
http://library.link/vocab/subjectName
  • Supervillains
  • Supervillains
  • Humorous stories
  • Supervillains
  • Humorous fiction
  • Good and evil
Target audience
pre adolescent
Label
How to grow up and rule the world, Vordak the Incomprehensible ; [text by Scott Seegert ; illustrations by John Martin]
Link
http://www.vordak.com/
Instantiates
Publication
Carrier category
volume
Carrier category code
nc
Carrier MARC source
rdacarrier
Content category
text
Content type code
txt
Content type MARC source
rdacontent
Contents
Glorious me! -- Bringing out the EVIL -- SUPERHEROES: Noble upholders of justice or big, fat, stupid jerks? -- The EVIL lair -- Building a top-notch EVIL organization -- Instruments of EVIL -- The EVIL plan -- Congratulations, you rule the world! Now what?
Control code
ocn489001727
Dimensions
23 cm.
Extent
191 pages
Isbn
9781606840139
Lccn
2010011475
Media category
unmediated
Media MARC source
rdamedia
Media type code
n
Other physical details
illustrations
System control number
(OCoLC)489001727
Label
How to grow up and rule the world, Vordak the Incomprehensible ; [text by Scott Seegert ; illustrations by John Martin]
Link
http://www.vordak.com/
Publication
Carrier category
volume
Carrier category code
nc
Carrier MARC source
rdacarrier
Content category
text
Content type code
txt
Content type MARC source
rdacontent
Contents
Glorious me! -- Bringing out the EVIL -- SUPERHEROES: Noble upholders of justice or big, fat, stupid jerks? -- The EVIL lair -- Building a top-notch EVIL organization -- Instruments of EVIL -- The EVIL plan -- Congratulations, you rule the world! Now what?
Control code
ocn489001727
Dimensions
23 cm.
Extent
191 pages
Isbn
9781606840139
Lccn
2010011475
Media category
unmediated
Media MARC source
rdamedia
Media type code
n
Other physical details
illustrations
System control number
(OCoLC)489001727

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